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Osama's Homobortion Pot and Commie Jizzporium
Birthdate:
12 April 1975
I get my news from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. And I only watch that once every three months.

I wouldn't say I'm ignorant...I just can't really bring myself to give a damn. And when I do, it usually takes me completely by surprise.

I'm self-absorbed, but then again I think we all are. Don't lie.

I tend to write a lot, but say very little. At least little that I don't intend to pretend I never said a week later. Hey, it's a reflection of my thoughts and mood at the moment I hit the "Submit" button. I can't be held responsible for a change in attitude/objective.

I'm a jackass. I've never claimed otherwise--Someday, if I'm lucky, I might be able to. That day is not today. I'm pretty sure it's not tomorrow, either.
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